I wanted to put something cool here, but then I remembered that if I only wrote cool things about myself, this box would be empty.
I doodle occasionally.
» Day Two: Favorite Tweets
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
To celebrate my keeping the blog open I’ve decided to give some zodiac gear away! All items listed can be found in the Shit the Signs Say Store
1.You must be following Shit the Signs Say
2. Reblog as much as you like, each reblog and like will count as an entry.
3. Keep your ask open so I can contact you. *If you win and do not respond to my message within 24 hours, I will pick a new winner.
4. I will ship anywhere inside the USA, Canada, U.K. or Australia
5. Giveaway ends September 28
Winner gets to choose any 1 item from the STSS store!
Check out the prizes in the store:
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Last trade before my DS died and I got a Virizion holy shit
You gotta be kidding me
I am not kidding it’s beautiful
Dude Verizon is like in my top 20 phone compnaies
Dude Verizon better be on your bottom 20 cause they’re charging you a stupid amount for what you could get anywhere else and they don’t give a shit
On the other hand the Virizion is boss
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy